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Definitis the Paranoid, the Trapster, and Defender[]

Paranoid and crazy, Definitis only wants for his followers to be safe, even if it means them being holed up in a fort the rest of their lives and flinching at shadows. Gods usually have no opinion of him mostly because they don't want to entice his already rampant thoughts of everyone turning against him. No one knows why he is so afraid, or what it is he is afraid of, so Definitis is one of the Great Mysteries.


Level 1: Recluse

Setting up the fort: Create a fort out of the sturdiest materials you have with a wall around it with as few weak points and entries as possible... Must be big enough for all life sustaining things (such as farms). In the center of your fort make a hidden well defended passage way under ground. Make a shrine to Definitis here. (You must destroy the world if anything but you touches the shrine)

Germaphobe: All food you eat must be cleaned. To do this create a 3x3 water pit with glass at the bottom under that have torches. Let the food sit for one minute.(If any uncleaned food is stacked with clean food all of that stack is unclean again and must be rechecked.)

Level 2: Schizophrenic

Disguises: Anytime you leave your fort you must have a pumpkin on your head and at least one piece of armor.

True OCD: Unless being currently chased, you must re-open and close all doors 3 times. This also applies to trap doors and fence gates.

No one gets in: Fortify your fort. Add a few traps, a moat, an obsidian safe room and, replace all doors with hidden ones or iron doors. Also a self destruct button just in case.

Level 3: Acolyte of Fear

No one gets out: You may now not leave your fort. You may mine under but not get within 5 blocks of the surface outside of your fort.(PS: always block up your mines unless in use)

Insomnia: You must no longer sleep, as it is too dangerous to rest for such a long amount of time with your guard down.

They're watching me!: Abolish all viewpoints in your fort wall and center of your fort. When going outside your central fort wear your disguise and stay under cover as much as possible.

It's all too much: Have some form of recreation. Bowling, redstone game, shooting range, something to occupy your self from going completely crazy. Do this "game" once a day to avoid going bat-dung crazy.

Level 4: Bat-Dung Crazy

They won't watch me anymore: This is the only reason you may leave your fort, do not gather supplies or kill anything along the way. If there is a village near-by, go outside your fort wearing full armor and pumpkin head stay as hidden as possible. Once you find a village, slaughter everything and burn it to the ground. Erect a shrine to Definitis in the middle of it. Laugh maniacally and run back to your fort.

Final Testament: Take out all of the lights in your fort except for those in your self destruct button room. Press it! After this, build an underground fort with a shrine to Definitis and survival equipment. This is your home and the only place you're safe. Cover up all entrances.

Level 5: Lord of My own Domain

Definitis has promised your new home is safe and you can visit him any time you like in the Nether. He says he has no physical body, but that is for the best because no one can get you if you have no body. Congratulations, you now hear Definitis's voice in your head. Have fun conversing with him. (Use Clever bot for best effect)

BONUS CHALLENGE: Use clever bot as Definitis follow all his orders (It is okay to ignore previous rules to follow these orders as Definitis promises your safety)

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